Finger Dance Machine
This is a mini retro-style dance machine, for your fingers! Stretch out your weary hands after a long hard day typing at work. Simply pair with a free app to access songs with different speeds and complexities.
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Nintendo 64 End Labels
Stop guessing what games you have by reorganizing your collection so you never need to fish for the one you want again. This complete set of cartridge end labels includes all 296 titles, making it easy to alphabetize your collection.
Velociraptor Body Pillow Case
Meet Raptor-chan, your new cold-blooded, vicious man-eating reptile girlfriend! We can almost guarantee that your life will improve with this fine item in your possession. The ideal dakimakura case for lonely dinophiles!
Nintendo 64 USB Controller
Play through all the games of your childhood and relive the classic Nintendo 64 days! This old-school controller is compatible with N64 emulators, to give you a nostalgic feel as you once again fall in love with all the classics.
Super Mario Bros Build A Level Light
Take building a level out of the screen and into your home with this Super Mario Bros customizable light! Features 16 separate conductive blocks that light-up and can be arranged in any combination when place on the ground block base.
Final Fantasy Doormat
Greet incoming guests by displaying your inner geeky side with this RPG menu doormat! Replicating the style of the old Final Fantasy menus, visitors are left with a choice of four moves to make when arriving at your door.
Euphoric Gentlesir Dakimakura
Poor neckbeards. The only time someone sleeps next to them is ironically via a body pillow. If you’re after a husbando look no further than this euphoric gentlesir. Just promise you won’t leave him for some asshole body pillow.
Repurposed GameCube Tissue Box
The only way this GameCube would be more awesome is if it still played Super Smash Bros! This retro gaming console has been downcycled into a little tissue box. The perfect gaming buddy to have by your side when you’re at home sick.
Nintendo Switch Arcade Joystick
Give your Nintendo Switch a classic arcade feel! The Switch has a ton of kick-ass fighting games which makes this accessory perfect for retro gamers. It has turbo functionality and runs of the Switch’s battery so you can play it anywhere.
Nintendo 64 Cartridge Bath Bombs
These geeky bath bombs are filled with fun embeds of color inspired by your favorite N64 games! Choose from scents such as Legend of Zelda Kokiri Pine Forest, Mario Kart Berry Blast and Donkey Donkey Banana Bonanza!
Nintendo Display Sign
Power up your game room, man cave or any spare spot on your display shelf with this cool Nintendo logo! Made form laser cut acrylic, this sign is the ideal item to pay tribute to the gaming system we all know and love.
Banjo Kazooie Jinjo Plushies
Every Nintendo 64 player should remember hunting down these creatures in the world of Banjo Kazooie! Now you can have one or more in real life!! Each of these Jinjo plushies are lost and want to come to a nice loving home.
Nintendo Controller Cookie Cutters
These geeky cookie cutters will bring your childhood to life in beautiful edible form! These cookie cutters will allow you to bake up and eat some delicious Nintendo inspired controllers. Perfect for geeky themed parties!
NES Controller Pool Float
Bring a little nostalgia to the beach or pool party with this Nintendo pool float! It’s the perfect to relax on while showing off your love for retro games, and at 5 feet long this float is truly giant. Get 2 and you can play pool games against a friend!
Nintendo Console Dust Covers
If you collect game consoles you will know one of the biggest challenges is keeping them clean and dust free. Protect your Nintendo systems with these unique and original dust covers without losing any of your style!
Mega Man Cookie Jar
Fighting Dr. Wily’s violent robot threats takes energy, and lots of it. This ceramic cookie jar looks like a Mega Buster and holds 90 oz. of high-glucose robot-fighting fuel. Perfect for anyone with a strong sense of justice and commitment to everlasting peace.
Nintendo Switch Storage Rack
Now hardcore gamers can finally organize all their Switch accessories in the one place! This Nintendo Switch rack not only acts as a charging dock for all your Switch and controllers, there’s also rooms for all your games too!
Shrimp Neck Pillow
Having trouble sleeping? This shrimp pillow from Japan will cradle you off to sleep! A neck pillow in the likeness of a giant shrimp, it will support your head while you nod off while on the train during your morning commutes.
8-Bit Fireplace Decoration
It’s time to cover up that non-working fireplace and warm hearts instead with an 8-bit fire decoration. The pixelated works of art are made to resemble the fires seen in the Legend of Zelda games, and are available in various sizes and styles.