Pokemon Too Young For You T-Shirt
The best way to know a girl’s age! If you meet a girl and she didn’t first play with the original starters, chances are she is probably too young for you to date. To be extra safe, ask her how many times she has been a champion of the Elite Four.
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My Hero Academia Tank Top
Do you even lift, bro? All Might suredoes! Become just like your favorite super hero in this tank top from My Hero Academia. The cobalt blue tank features a gym logo spoof of All Might with a cool “Training to be All Might” text design.
Zelda Majora’s Mask Moon Soap
I shall consume… Consume everything! Including your filthy hands! This fearsome looking bar perfectly mimics the falling moon from Majora’s Mask, maintaining all its insane facial expression in perfect soap bar form.
Super Nintendo USB Controller
Play all those classics from the Super Nintendo console, emulated on your PC with this nostalgic USB controller. It’s perfect for playing all those great old-timely games like Super Mario, Donkey Kong and the Legend of Zelda.
Tribute 64 Controller
Designed for compatibility with the Nintendo 64, this unique controller gives you an ergonomic design for the ultimate versatility for any genre of games. Features a fully responsive analog and button placements to boost your retro gaming experience.
Pokemon Hand Cream
Add some Pokemon beauty power to your skin and daily routine with this range of Pokemon inspired hand creams! Each Pokemon has its own special type of fragrance that provides you with naturally fermented cream for your hands.
Stackable Kirby Figures
You can never have too many Kirbies around! This set of stackable figures includes Kirby in 10 various poses and expressions. Your imagination is the limit when it comes to the number of ways you can stack them!
Nintendo Switchblade Pins
It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye! The Nintendo switchblade pin offers all the fun of the video game console with a significant dose of danger. It’s flair is suited for the avid pin collector who isn’t afraid to stomp on a Goomba.
Tentacle Body Pillow
Take your secret fetish to a whole new level when you slide into bed and cuddle with your very own tentacle! This 6ft long body pillow is made from the comfiest of materials, stuffed with ultra soft fluff that’ll surely freak your friends and parents out!
Bleach Ichigo Hollow Mask
Take on your role as Soul Society’s most badass shinigami with Ichigo’s hollow mask replica! Available in two different styles – the classic design from the anime or a more realistic, battle-worn and cracked style.
Super Mario Cat Complex
If you love your cat as much as saving Princess Peach, you’ll want to take a look at this! The Super Mario cat complex is a wall-mounted kitty playground that includes warp pipes and a mystery box to entertain cats for hours.
Warp Pipe Toothbrush Holder
Transport your dental care to a whole new level with this Warp Pipe toothbrush holder. This ceramic novelty item will make the perfect addition to any Super Mario fan’s bathroom and is guaranteed Piranha Plant free.
Berserk Guts Cosplay
Impress everyone at the next costume party when you arrive dressed as the renowned Black Swordsman, Guts! This handcrafted one of a kind set of armor is made from foam, and for an extra fee you can have Guts’ sword included too.
Pokemon Card Keychains
Carry a small piece of your childhood wherever you go with these Pokemon Trading Card keychains! Each handmade charm is designed to look exactly like the classic collectible Pokemon cards. Always stay prepared for a Pokemon battle!
Giant Playable Game Boy
Experience your favorite old video games on the next level! This giant Game Boy lets you play thousands of games from your childhood on your favorite console. Features over sized screen display, giant buttons and two player support.
NES Cartridge Pillows
Do you or someone you know have a severe love for 80’s gaming? There’s no better way get a dose of nostalgia and geek out a room than with these NES inspired cartridge pillows. Cuddly and great for any room of the house!